Ski & Snowboard Specialist

The EXTREMES are for a special customer looking for a unique product that not everyone else is going to have. They’re geared toward a progressive jib and park shredder that doesn’t want to break the bank, but is looking for more performance than the standard Stairmaster construction. They feature an epoxy glass configuration, sintered base, and cambered construction so they’re fast, strong, and have mad pop off park jumps. Combine that with a specially designed dampening system placed along the edge between the inserts, and these boards yield enhanced impact resistance as well. The performance in relation to price tag of these versatile freestyle boards is unmatched, and as a result, they’re the first ones to sell out every year.

The ultimate goals of young adult life are pretty simple: meet new friends, have a good time, and try not to do anything stupid. Easy enough, right? Well, in case not, we’ve consulted an acclaimed expert to help. As an international man of leisure, an authority on the realm of fraternization, and an experienced older man in general, Dr. Corey Smith presents you with an official cheat sheet for this winter’s social events. Please cut out and carry with you always...

The 11 Commandments of partying:

10. Thou shall bring the same amount of the opposite sex with you to the party.

9. Thou shall bring and share ye own booze.

8. Thou shall not close talk me.

7. Thou shall not spill ye bong broth on furniture.

6. Thou shall not have sexy time on my bedding.

5. Thou shall not swoop another man’s girl.

4. Thou shall not engage in deep philosophical conversation while high.

3. Thou shall not talk to me about how good you are at snowboarding.

2. Thou shall not pee in my closet.

1. Thou shall party hard yet still be able to shred the following day.

God speed and good luck.